2005: Attempt to troll friends. Fail epically.
0845: Ask 2 shop patrons if they would like to try WCW Nitro. They leave, planning to never return to Local Game Store.
1242: Wake up from cat licking face. Thank “better alarm clock,” grab a few Bud Lites with Lime from the fridge.
2250: Arrive home. Break open case of Bud Lite with Lime.
0835: Find empty spot in play area of store. Realize that no one else planned to be there until 9. Blame others for being lazy.
1300: Watch Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.
1905: In middle of 3rd game, yell at teammates, demanding to do map objectives.
2045: Remember how to spell ESPN, can actually check sportsballs scores.
1509: Watch Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.
0859: Rest of SGoA show up except one. Explain to rest of group how you never liked the one guy who is currently missing.
2238: Grocer has usual 24 pack of Bud Lite with Lime ready for you. Appreciate that something is stable in life.
2130: Refuse to partake in “Grav-O-Bomb” chant.
1507: Manual release.
2100: Friends feel sympathy, end Arkham Horror game early to play full SGoA game of Bang! Heroes of The Storm.
1109: Hit up Taco Bell for highest-calorie entree.
2000: Arrive at host house for evening gaming. SGoA has already started a game of Arkham Horror, hoping that your earlier promise was true considering the time.
2010: Check sportsball scores on phone.
1930: After private messaging every random teammate after last game reasons why they need to just uninstall game, grab evening game materials, and leave house.
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0930: Viewing game, accuse both players of playing a “net deck.”
0830: Arrive at Local Game Store for Game Day. Arrived before business owner, so parked in his spot. Have to teach importance of keeping a schedule.
2155: Not in good position early-game. Say you are limited on time.
Not this asshole.
0730: Alarm blares, knock over half-filled Bud Lite with Lime can to turn off alarm. Consider spillage to be liquid bread for the house pets.
2221: Leave, again stating that you are done with SGoA. Make note in phone's calendar of next week's location and time.
1015: Make ethnically-insensitive joke loudly. Say its “cool” because you're “2% African-American.”
0955: Noting severe dissent, suggest Versus System (DC Comics theme only, because Wolverine “totally rules”) as new mutually-agreed-upon game.
1150: Pass out on couch from “perfect lunch.”
1800: Notice you have an hour before evening gaming. Log into Heroes of The Storm for a “quick game.”
2103: Start making comments that show Heroes of The Storm knowledge. Say you figure it all out with “context clues.”
1100: From losing a close game, loudly proclaim to never come back to SGOA or Local Game Store. Check with owner while leaving about shipping status of next mutually-agreed-upon CCG expansion, leaves note to order plenty since you will buy at least 2 cases.
1120: Hit up McDonald's for milkshake. Feel accomplished for engineering “perfect lunch.”
2030: Still checking scores.
1112: Burger King drive-thru for fries.
2145: Win game, question game designer's sexuality. Agree to play “just one more.”
0907: Act surprised as to how quickly game was won. Ignore other players that accuse you of “net decking.”
2302: Pass out after chugging two Bud Lite with Limes. Feel accomplished.
1906: Completely ignore map objectives.
0950: Tell group that current mutually-agreed-upon CCG sucks. Say all should be playing WCW Nitro.
2207: Solid position mid-game. State you have all night.
0902: Last member of SGoA shows up. Act glad to see him, make up excuse to owe him a beer.
0905: Play first game of mutually-agreed-upon CCG.
0800: Finally get out of bed. Hope what you slept in was good enough for public; otherwise, their problem, not yours.
2213: Eliminated from game first, told to “learn to play, noob.” Tell others to “uninstall game.” General confusion. Accuse all others of being on drugs.
1830: Decide to play “just one more.”
0810: Leave house, hit up a McDonald's for favorite breakfast: McGriddle between two s'mores Pop-Tarts.
2101: Comment that theme is dumb, video games are for nerds, but will give try.