Karlene Catastrophe is a Jill of all trades, master of a few. She knows why a raven is like a writing desk, but has yet to use algebra in real life. She spends too much time putting things on top of other things and not enough time eating sushi. Her favorite Beatle is Paul, her favorite actor is Jimmy Stewart, and if her life is ever made into a film, it should be directed by Edgar Wright (since Billy Wilder is dead). She is the host of Two Cent Cinema.